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Think of us as your colourful extended family full of step brothers and cousins twice removed.
‘COUNT JOHNNY’ AKA BIZ FIBRE
Johnnny is the overachieving big brother turned businessman. He takes no prisoners when it comes to work and he dominates the dinner table conversation with talk about the next big project, when he isn’t replying to emails on his phone under the table, hoping mom won’t notice.
‘ZAK’ AKA home FIBRE
Your cousin who is actually your uncle (laatlammetjies, am I right?). Also, who spells Zak with a ‘k’? He’s a YouTube gamer who likes to play high-res survival games into the early hours of the morning. You know your mom would never have let YOU stay up that late, but this kid gets away with everything.
‘MISSY’ AKA WIRELESS FIBRE
Missy is your long lost sister. She seems nice – she’s a real busy body, coming up with crazy new projects that she found online. With way too many tabs open at any given time, it’s a good thing her connection is wireless because she doesn’t like to be pinned down.
‘MAMA BEAR’ AKA VOIP
The times may be changing, technology may have advanced in leaps and bounds, but mama bear still likes to spend hours on the phone nattering to grandma overseas about goodness knows what? And if dad asks, it’s not a psychic. Luckily her call rate is really good!